February 2012
Alex: Everybody give it up for Jack on the guitar over here! Never played one note...in his whole life...we just found him...he was a trailer trash wash-up...dropped outta highschool...no parents...no siblings...not even a-
Jack: My sister is here! Dude, my sister is at the fucking show!
Alex: May, where are you?
Jack: May, where are you?!
Alex: May, show us your boobs!
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I’m so thirsty but there’s no water upstairs what to do? should I just go to sleep and forget all about it, should I go downstairs and fill myself up…
Anonymous asked: I love your fish's names. My friend's fish are named Ryan Gosling, Channing Tatum, Barack Obama, and Jalex Merrickson XD
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RIP Paul McCartney, the golden fish
